Our Charter: Protecting the universe from the rampant spread
of dairy related evil by containing the damage.
The ADPC was branched from the DPC years ago with the obvious but laughable purpose of rendering Wisconsin economically incapable and socially unwilling to invade Minnesota.
The primary applied method of doing this was to buy and consume all the dairy products available and thereby 'sticking it to the man'. Needless to say, the goal was, if not unfocused, lofty.
As the years have gone by, it has fallen to the ADPC to take over most, if not all, of the functionality of the parent DPC and the protection of the Universe was transferred to our worthy hands.
Since that fateful day, many missions, both on Terra and extra-Terran, have been conducted to contain and control, possibly eliminate, the extra-Terranal expansion of dairy.
There are numerous examples of the way in which the ADPC has done this, from the protection of the Great Secrets of Mars to the
refinement and temporal inversion of the Heliosphere.
Though this has the unfortunate effect of setting up the world and it's populace as sacrificial goats led to the slaughter, it assures our place in the annals of time as martyrs acting for the better good of the Universe.
We should all be proud to be part of such a fine sacrifice and strive to consume the dairy we would otherwise consume anyway but with the knowledge of doing some good for others.